5:30 pm - The long-winded, over-the-top group and self-serving draw ceremony for the 2010 football World Cup in South Africa is showing now on Spanish TV, live by satellite from Cape Town.
Actress Charlize Theron just came on stage and said "I'm one proud South African" in her Hollywood accent. Please Charlize!
6:00pm - Charlize is back on now for the actual draw, drawling away. The whole qualification process and the draw itself appear to be heavily fixed to minimise the chance that top-seeded and European teams don't end up taking an early bath in the group stage.
Put it this way - there are more nations in Africa than in Europe, but Europe gets twice as many places in this, the first African world cup.
Oh Christ, they just wheeled David Beckham out. He looks like he had an accident at the barbers.
6:20pm - As hosts, South Africa qualified automatically, but have drawn Mexico, Uruguay nad France in their group. They'll have a tough time getting through to the quarter-finals. Meanwhile Spain has drawn Honduras, Chile and Switzerland, and Italy has just Paraguay, Slovenia and New Zealand to beat.
Serbia are drawn against Germany - Distant and recent history that could make that a real grudge match for players and fans alike.
6:30pm - With Mediterranean Europe nigh-on guaranteed two teams in the quarters, on come the traditional dancers and the credits roll. Then it's back to the studio in Madrid from where they have been narrating the proceedings in Spanish for more pointless analysis.
Actress Charlize Theron just came on stage and said "I'm one proud South African" in her Hollywood accent. Please Charlize!
6:00pm - Charlize is back on now for the actual draw, drawling away. The whole qualification process and the draw itself appear to be heavily fixed to minimise the chance that top-seeded and European teams don't end up taking an early bath in the group stage.
Put it this way - there are more nations in Africa than in Europe, but Europe gets twice as many places in this, the first African world cup.
Oh Christ, they just wheeled David Beckham out. He looks like he had an accident at the barbers.
6:20pm - As hosts, South Africa qualified automatically, but have drawn Mexico, Uruguay nad France in their group. They'll have a tough time getting through to the quarter-finals. Meanwhile Spain has drawn Honduras, Chile and Switzerland, and Italy has just Paraguay, Slovenia and New Zealand to beat.
Serbia are drawn against Germany - Distant and recent history that could make that a real grudge match for players and fans alike.
6:30pm - With Mediterranean Europe nigh-on guaranteed two teams in the quarters, on come the traditional dancers and the credits roll. Then it's back to the studio in Madrid from where they have been narrating the proceedings in Spanish for more pointless analysis.