Ag Shame Charlize!

5:30 pm - The long-winded, over-the-top group and self-serving draw ceremony for the 2010 football World Cup in South Africa is showing now on Spanish TV, live by satellite from Cape Town.

Actress Charlize Theron just came on stage and said "I'm one proud South African" in her Hollywood accent. Please Charlize!

6:00pm - Charlize is back on now for the actual draw, drawling away. The whole qualification process and the draw itself appear to be heavily fixed to minimise the chance that top-seeded and European teams don't end up taking an early bath in the group stage.

Put it this way - there are more nations in Africa than in Europe, but Europe gets twice as many places in this, the first African world cup.

Oh Christ, they just wheeled David Beckham out. He looks like he had an accident at the barbers.

6:20pm - As hosts, South Africa qualified automatically, but have drawn Mexico, Uruguay nad France in their group. They'll have a tough time getting through to the quarter-finals. Meanwhile Spain has drawn Honduras, Chile and Switzerland, and Italy has just Paraguay, Slovenia and New Zealand to beat.

Serbia are drawn against Germany - Distant and recent history that could make that a real grudge match for players and fans alike.

6:30pm - With Mediterranean Europe nigh-on guaranteed two teams in the quarters, on come the traditional dancers and the credits roll. Then it's back to the studio in Madrid from where they have been narrating the proceedings in Spanish for more pointless analysis.

The mystery of the Guanches

The origins and language of the indigenous people of the Canary Islands remain a mystery, writes Dr Sabina Goralski Filonov Translation by James Tweedie The guanches, the aboriginals of the Canary Islands whose origin, lost in the mists of time, still arouses intense and passionate debate and great controversy about their origins and the how the seven Canary Islands were populated – which according to some studies occurred between 10,000 and 8,000 years BC. Literally, the word ‘Guan’ means man or person and ‘Chenech’ or ‘Chinet’ is applied to the island of Tenerife, thus meaning a man or inhabitant of Tenerife – although according to Núñez de la Peña, the Spanish named them the Guanchos during the conquest of the islands. But with the passage of time, experts in the subject are questioning whether the word Guanche was used to designate the primitive inhabitants of all the islands in the pre-Hispanic period. The term ‘Guanche’ has also ceased to be applied to the di...

Venezuela condemns MUD silence over terror attack

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Los Gigantes Beach Landslide Tragedy - Three Days of Mourning for Victims

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Ex-pats hail extinction of ‘mammoth’ development

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Venezuelan opposition declares "Zero Hour" for regime change

Venezuela’s opposition declared “Zero Hour” in its putsch against the socialist government on Monday — emboldened by US support. Leaders of the Democratic Unity Roundtable (Mud) coalition gathered for the announcement of their takeover plan a day after their unauthorised referendum seeking a mandate for regime change. National Assembly vice-president and Popular Will (VP) acting leader Freddy Guevara said the Mud-controlled parliament would announce the results of the plebiscite on Tuesday. It asked voters to reject President Nicolas Maduro’s calling of a constitutional reform assembly demand the army support the opposition and back a “national unity government.” But before the announcement of the result Mr Guevara said the national Assembly would form a new government on Tuesday — a move beyond its constitutional powers — along with 1,020 local “Zero Hour committees.” He called a “national general strike” for Thursday while on Friday the assembly would again exceed its powe...

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